Reuben, brush your teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello I am lying on the floor and reuben has really smelly breath!!!!!!!! It's yuck and it smells like .... something that died 4 months ago!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS REVULTING!!

Try and read this

Hello
I very boared
If you can read this you are very smart

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The dumb story

Yesterday I went to the movies and I watched the dubest movie I have ever seen! It was so dumb I can't even remember what it was called. I fell asleep with fanta in my hand and when I woke up it was spilled all over my pants

By the way this story is NOT true

Hello

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Super Strong Samson Loses His Strength

Yesterday super strong Samson was tricked into a bad hair cut. He told his girlfriend what made him strong and she cut his hair!! We have yet to find out why she did this. Samson who had defred capture for a long time is currently in prison awaiting trial.

Water

Water is wet
Animals all need water
There are quabillions of drops on the earth
Everything needs water to survive
Rain water is the best

Lastnight

Lastnight at about 7:00 Dad got a phone call and someone said that there was a tree fallen over the road. So we went to take it away. Dad turned into a big hary monster and ate the tree because it had lots fibre and carbs in it. After he ate it he said,
"That tasted just like pasta," and then burped, it was so big it blew our car away.
Mum just sat there screaming her head off, (literly) so I glued it on again.

This is based on a true story.